put a sock in it before i put my cock in it...
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Joined on 6/21/09
Return the farmer's pig
Kill your first enemy
Complete the tutorial
Defeat 5 enemies.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
You become Saint Awesome!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!