put a sock in it before i put my cock in it...
Age 35, Male
Joined on 6/21/09
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Return the farmer's pig
Kill your first enemy
Complete the tutorial
Defeat 5 enemies.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
You become Saint Awesome!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
A WILD CatFight ensues!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Science is bad, M'kay?